Below, a list of some spam subjects I received at my “spam trapper” email address, I also tried to answer or comment on every one, please enjoy our first lesson”Spam Subjects 101″
Spam Subject: Do you want to see my picture?
My Response: No thanks, I already saw you and I know what you’re going to do once I look.. Bad girl, leave me alone ;(
Spam Subject: What are you up to?
My Response: Up yours
Spam Subject: Looking for a perfect girl? Get a Rolex
My Response: What a Rolex has to do with girls, and who is Rolex anyway?
Spam Subject: Do you want Chanel Watches?
My Response: If you offer them for free then YES, other wise I’m totally satisfied with my Casio stopwatch 
Spam Subject: Download Cheap software in a matter of seconds.
My Question: hehehe even if I have a dial up connection?
Spam Subject: No Doctor Visit.
My Question: can you prevent me to visit undertaker too?
Spam Subject: Your Future is Now.
My Resonse: Wrong, your future is tomorrow, your present is now. where the hell you’ve learned English?
Spam Subject: Patek Philippe as low as $299.
My Response: No thanks, I like my name, and it’s wrong to change your birth name. shame on you Patek shame on you to sell your name.
Spam Subject: Better Performance.
My Response: I get this one, they must be talking about Energizers Batteries, LOL are we “men” becoming machines these days?
Spam Subject: Become a VIP and feel like a king or a queen.
My Response: This spam is for a trip to Vegas, so it should say instead “Become a gambler and feel like shit when you back home with no money”
More to come soon, please stay tuned
Spam Subjects 101, your place to learn about Spam and how to recognize them right from the subject line, no need to open, no need to read just learn how to delete.
